IT IS ME, NIMRODS!

Though you don't deserve it--
Clicking on a dead person's coffin and all,--
but I  have jokes for you. Horrible ones!
It is after all, all for Halloween!

Joke 1:
Mommy, mommy, what's a cannibal ?
Shut up and go back into the oven !

Joke 2!
Mommy, mommy I really don't like daddy!!
Shut up and eat!

Joke 3!
Mommy, mommy I really don't wan't to learn how to swim!
Shut up, or I will flush it again!

Joke 4!

Mommy, Monny, It's dark down here!!!
Shut up or I'll flush it again!!!

Joke 5!

Mommy, mommy I don't want to see Grandpa!
Shut up, kid, and keep digging!

Joke 6!

Mommy, mommy, Daddy's clothes are on fire!
Quick, get the marshmellows.

Joke 7!
Mommy, mommy, am I  a werewolf?
Shut up and comb your face.

Joke 8!

Mommy, mommy, what happened to your scabs?
Shut up and eat your corn flakes!

Joke 9!
Mommy, mommy - why do I keep going round in circles?
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor...

Joke 10!

Mummy, mummy Why daddy is running like a crazy man?
-Shut up and continue shooting!

Joke 11!

Mommy, mommy why are we pushing our car over the cliff
Shut up son, or you'll wake your father

Joke 12!
Mummy, mummy, I can't get my hair right.
Shutup and comb your other head.

Joke 13!
Daddy daddy, there's a man at the door with a bald head.
Well, tell him I've already got one.
 

HAD ENOUGH? You are a ghoul! A few more.
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BONUS TORTURES

How did the witch get around when her broomstick broke:??
      She witch-hiked.
: Do witches stay home on weekends?
: No. They go away for a spell.

: One witch told another witch, "I want one of  those
: new computers that has a spell checker."

Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
: They're afraid of flying off the handle!

How does a witch tell time?
: She looks at her witch watch.

: The witch's favorite subject in school was spelling.

: What's a broom? Witch craft.
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Finally, the last Juke!

A man went to a clairvoyant for a reading.

He knocked on the door and heard "who's there?"

He left in disgust.
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I would have left him digested!!
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GET OUT OF HERE AND DON'T TELL ANYBODY YOU'VE BEEN HERE!!!

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